I'm so fucking annoyed.

 

I've a guy friend whom I've known for six years. The last few years he's been lowkey hitting on me. It's not even genuine, he's just looking for someone to fuck. During a period of time I even stopped talking to him because it just went too damn far. Now, it's worse than ever.

 

We can't have a dialogue without him hinting. He keeps going and going. It's just the same fucking thing over and over again. "We should watch a movie together, but I have no sofa so we'll need to sit on my bed" - I'M YOUR FUCKING FRIEND, I KNOW YOU HAVE A SOFA! It's like he's beyond desperate so he just throws picking lines all over the place, hoping to score. 

 

Ever since I've gotten my own place he's been trying extra hard. "Do you have a sofa? Is it big enough for someone to sleep on?" or "I'm babysitting a cat, you should come on a visit. But you can only come during the night because the cat sleeps during the day." I'm disgusted. It's a goddamn insult to my intellect. And it's disrespectful to me as a friend. Like, don't get fucking sleazy with me. Don't treat my like some chick you pick up at a bar. 

 

Our mutual friends tell me "Oh, he's harmless. He's just lonely. He's in a bad place in his life." It only aggitates me even more. So it makes it all okay for him to harass me? 

 

Last time we spoke I was so annoyed I told him off. He became quite and looked down on the ground like a little boy. I just want to punch him in his stupid face and puke my gut up all over him. I stand by my word: even if the entire popuation on earth would perish, I'd still not be with him. Not a bloody chance.